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teatattoo:

SHOWERS ARE FUCKING INCREDIBLE. OH UR SKIN FEELS STICKY? SHOWER. HAIR A LITTLE GREASY? SHOWER. NEED TO ESCAPE YOUR FAMILY? SHOWER.

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onlyarandomwhovian:

tsarbucks:

phdix:

phdix:

hey kids, wanna hear a spooky story?

the college application process

financial aid offices

COMMON APP ERRORS

TAXES

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polemccartney:

and the winner is……….leonardo……….da vinci!!! congratulations on mona lisa

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sexual-passion oceanwavesandasummerbreeze
wildsunshine taysoawesome
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officialpigeon:

*adopts 420 dogs* this isn’t even a joke im literally gonna adopt 420 dogs

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officialpigeon hotboyproblems

mond0:

sö î hèãrd ÿôū łįkê gùÿś wìth áçćėñtš

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eggito phobias

writing “sorry” at the bottom of your math test

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